A Shock

Leslie Sansone
Under that sleek exterior is something much more sinister...

Buggering blast - I gave myself a bit of a shock today and dusted off one of my keep fit videos and decided to give it a go. I almost wish I hadn't because the depressing fact of the matter is that after being on the lazy wagon for the best part of 9 months I've sadly lost the meager fitness level I achieved the last time I was making a regular habit of exercise.

Half way through the tape and I feel like I'm dying - I can hardly imagine that some months ago I was screeching at the TV to tell the bint to get on with it, stop talking and put a bit more effort in. It seems therefore that the last laugh is now on her as she knowingly stared at me through the plasma with that look of "Who's the fit one now bitch?"

Oh well I made it through in the end, but I have to say it was the longest 50 minutes of activity ever in the history of the longest minutes of the universe - I'd even go so far as to say time was going backwards!

Not much went on today really, though I did manage to make a list of everything I need to do before I go away. I like lists, they keep me on track and I get a sadly satisfying gratification from ticking things off the list when I've completed them.

Posted by Abi on the January 17, 2006 9:50 PM